URGENT FROM ZENITH BANK LAGOS!!!

I'm not just any scammer…

Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Nor am I just a Geek…

You are 29% geek

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator. Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend. You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines! Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals! You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

[Geek test thanks to David]

Wheels o' Fun

It looks like I'm a Ferris Wheel, although playing around with the poll revealed that I was almost a “kiddie ride” instead.

See what amusement park ride you are.

[Thanks to Christopher.]

Behold the Power of Cheese

Here's another quiz from Christopher — he really picked a cheesy quiz and even made a cheesy joke about it.

Cheese Test: What type of cheese are you?

Interesting.

Yeah, okaaaay.

[Thanks (or maybe not) go to Christopher]

What Founding Father Am I?

The same one as Christopher!

Which Founding Father Are You?

I'm Not Insane!!!

Or Maybe I am. My little voices haven't decided yet. Here's two more “stupid web polls” I did:

Myers-Briggs Personality Test
A famous pyschology test — how can I resist trying it?
Enneagram Test
I don't know anything about this one.

What Kind of Thinker Are you?

Christopher came across this quiz on the BBCi website. Mine fits me pretty well, I think — better than I would have thought a 36 question quiz could do.

You are an Existential Thinker Like existential thinkers, Leonardo questioned man's role in the universe. Many of his paintings explored the relationship between man and God. Existential thinkers:

• Like to spend time thinking about philosophical issues such as “What is the meaning of life?”
• Try to see beyond the 'here and now', and understand deeper meanings
• consider moral and ethical implications of problems as well as practical solutions

Other Existential Thinkers include
The Buddha, Gandhi, Plato, Socrates, Martin Luther King Careers which suit Existential Thinkers include
Philosopher, Religious leader, Head of state, Artist, Writer

So, how about you? Take the quiz and post (or link to) your results.

Mmmm.... Dooouuggghhhhnnnnuuutttsss

Hmm, not bad, not bad at all. I was hoping to be either Original Glazed or Chocolate Covered whipped cream (not custard creme).

Original Glazed


What Kind of Krispy Kreme Doughnut Are You?
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From Christopher.

Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here.

I'm not quite sure what to make of the fact that I score high on “Level 3,” but at least I scored best up on top.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

So, how did you do on yet another “episode” of Stupid Web Polls?

Is this good or bad?

You are Ferris Beuller. You b———! Everyone
want's to be Ferris. Now go back and answer the
questions properly.


Which 80's Movie Character Are you?
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Thanks go to Christopher for finding this.